Wednesday, August 09, 2006

If The Jat is a-Rockin', Don't Come a-Knockin'

Everything you wanted to know about Virmaram Jat (but were afraid to ask) can be summed up in one magnificent line:

"I do it daily and the best time for intercourse is between 2:00 a.m. and 4:00 a.m.," Jat, whose first wife, 85, still lives with him and his new wife, told the newspaper.

Ah! The joys of a simple country life. Long walks by the river, plenty of sunshine, fresh camel milk and an eighty five year-old wife who gets jiggy with you between 2:00AM and 4:00AM everyday.

Viramaram Jat, We Salute You!


Tabula Rasa said...

my hero.

km said...

But I am assuming this isn't quite the role model you aspire to become someday, right, TR? :)

Tabula Rasa said...

not too far off :-(

"some dayyy never comes."

ugh :-|