Monday, August 29, 2005

Bengali Bombshell's Box Bombed By BIPoids

So I clicked on that link in Desi Pundit to Bipasha Basu's blog, expecting bullshit PR humdrumality. What do I get? Bullshit PR humdrumality, of course. But the comment box there is eye-popping.

The fans, or BIPoids, as I now call them, appear to be a highly diverse but dedicated lot. Look at the confidence with which some of them include their cellphone numbers in their comments. Or the unabashed sharing of their unlawful carnal knowledge. That should impress the actress, right? Here are some of the best comments. Read it now and thank me later.

(Note: These are all actual quotes or excerpts taken from the comment-box.)

King of the Bipoids (also the funniest man alive): "I love you Ajay Devgun" (please, Rediff Blogs webmaster, please preserve that comment for posterity)

The Most Pious Bipoid: "god is great becoz he has created such a sexyiest body n sent it to the film world" (Yes He is, man. That is exactly why He is Great)

The Bongs Rule! Bipoid: "Yes, there are a lot of bengalee females, who are not proud of your accomplishment...Don't be shy of the root and the culture you inherited...love the language (bengali) too. "

The Fitness-Freak Bipoid: "well bipasa u only tell the one theing to the indian world that body fitness is the current mantra to get excel in the most havoc creating bollywood industry..."(does Times of India need a writer?)

The Depressed Bipoid: "made a mistake blogging" (heart-breaking, terse, pithy - could this be Hemingway's ghost?)

The Mr. Film Critic Bipoid: "You r a sexy slut but a very pathetic actor" (Roger Ebert, ever said anything half as true?)

The Cautious Bipoid: "Test"

The Morse-Code Bipoid: " i am really wondering......................................... ... ................ .................... ................... ......... ....... ................ & keep on wondering ................. .........." (and so are we, Bipoid)

The Creepy-Stalker Bipoid: "I wish I could share ur thoughths and feelings." (she would much prefer you start a pop-up filled Geocities site in black background and pink text about her, Bipoid.)

3 comments:

Kaps said...

It is quite evident that Bipasha is not running this blog. If it is hosted by Rediff, they should ask somebody to moderate the comments.

km said...

Perish the thought, kaps. I've not seen so much freewheeling fun on the Internet since the days of newsgroups :)

Krishna

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