Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Not Heart Shaped

February 14. A very happy Bhagwat Ekadashi* to you too.

Don't laugh, you brainwashed, western propaganda-buying imperialist sheep! Today is Lord Vishnu's day of rest. Is there anything more important than that?

/*I have no idea what that festival is all about.

//Just saw a young man leaving a store with not one but three bouquets of flowers and he had that worried "OMFG-I-still-have-to-buy-the-chocolates" look on his face. What's with the pressure?


MockTurtle said...

So deBeers forced us to buy diamonds to get engaged, Hallmark came up with Mother's Day and Father's Day, Coca Cola invented Santa Claus and Hersheys pushes Valentine's Day. Maybe it's time I came up with a holdiay that makes people buy more mutual funds.

Tabula Rasa said...

someone already did. it's called retirement.

MockTurtle said...

Good point. Now to make the process seem more fun and festive... maybe a retirement bunny that gives gifts to seniors who save a lot.

km said...

LOL@ mutual funds and retirement :D

The retirement bunny gave the seniors a whole bunch of Viagra.

Yet you want MORE fun and festivity, MT?