Thursday, February 01, 2007

Just Zerotasking

1. Read the entire dictionary.
2. Give yourself 5 points for each word or phrase that sounds familiar.
3. If you catch yourself saying "this is not jargon, this is my everyday language" give yourself 10 points.
3. Add up 2 and 3. If your score exceeds 50, go kill yourself.

I am so dead.

(Except that I think the word "assmosis" is just brilliant and deserves wider currency.)

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Brown Magic said...

i hit 50 in the A's alone. Though Amped, Above-board really are legitimate words.

km said...

Amped is a legitimate word. Word.