Indian waiter, to a friend who was eating lunch with me:
"Sir, are you finished?"
"yeah, you can take that plate away."
"Are you sure you are really finished?"
I half-expected the waiter to switch on two powerful lamps and direct their beams into my friend's eyes.
"If you are really finished, like you say you are, then what are these 2 pieces of semi-chewed chicken bones doing by the side of the plate? ANSWER ME!"