Friday, March 10, 2006

Oink Twice If You Are Depressed

"Ecstasy causes depression in pigs", according to a study conducted in Denmark.

"Not bloody likely", grunted Ms. Blandings, spokesperson for the fast-growing "Hogs For Drugs" movement.

"The society must accept us as we are. I mean, how could we not be depressed? Have you seen the little piggies as they grovel in mud and eat their own poo? It is depressing. So we like a little fun every now and then and we listen to loud, repetitive music holding glow-sticks in our hands. Does that sound like depression to you? This study is yet another example of a disturbed society imposing its morals and value judgements on us."

Interpol has declined to comment on how these dangerous drugs are finding their way to young, impressionable pigs.

6 comments:

Tabula Rasa said...

"Interpol has declined to comment on how these dangerous drugs are finding their way to young, impressionable pigs."

Pigs got wings. And flu?

GhostOfTomJoad said...

Hell, that's how they fly!

And, I see that tabula rasa has been just as observant as me :-)

km said...

Pigs got bird-flu? Roger Waters, your reunion tour is calling!!

wildflower seed said...

KM
Waters and Mason are touring Europe soon and they have announced that they will be performing the entire DSOTM during their tour. Gilmour and Wright are touring together at the same time, and are expected to mostly perform Gilmore's latest release, which apparently is not that great. Apparently, Waters is open to a reunion, but Gilmour is the dissenter.

Anonymous said...

Excellent, love it! » » »

Anonymous said...

Excellent, love it! »