Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Life As A Screenplay

Ai-yi-yi.

  • Boy suffers from constipation, brings laxative to school. {set-up}

  • Curiously, several students complain of "lose bowels" (sic, sick). {payoff, high comedy}

  • Teacher suspects a Mickey Finn. {dark clouds gather}

  • Beats up boy and his friend with a wire . {Tragedy, Terror}

  • Both boys hospitalized. {Horror}

  • It was Teacher's Day.{Ultimate Irony}

Thimmappa, saar, Sharan and Rahul will be Sharan and Rahul. Next time, please go wireless.

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