Monday, June 01, 2009

Current Mood: Juvenile

"After unsuccessfully petitioning his father for two years to marry the girl, the man heated up a knife and sliced off his reproductive organ, said a police official."

And so, with one very painful chop, the young man debunked one of this modern world's cherished beliefs: that the penis mightier than the sword.

Love requires courage, but this is madness. It made the man seem a bit too cocky.

I really should go now.

7 comments:

Falstaff said...

"Love requires courage, but this is madness"

You really think there's such a vas deferens between the two?

Falstaff said...

What did our masochisdick young man have for dinner afterwards?

Tender loins.

Why was the waiter serving him unhappy?

Because he didn't leave a tip.

What's the difference between this young man and an orthodox Jew?

One's Hasidic and the other doesn't.

What is the young man's favorite song from a musical?

Schlong, farewell...

What's the difference between this young man and Tiger Woods?

One putts holes and the other holes his putz.

km said...

Give a woman an inch and suddenly you are the soprano in the choir.

One's Hasidic and the other doesn't.Owwwww! All kinds of wrong here, but all funny wrong!

Falstaff said...

Bonus question: What's the difference between this young man and an environmental damage assessor for the oil industry?

One prices slicks and the other...

km said...

Har har.

Seriously, middle school.

??! said...

Sheesh, what a dick.

km said...

??!: You don't mean Richard, do you?