"After unsuccessfully petitioning his father for two years to marry the girl, the man heated up a knife and sliced off his reproductive organ, said a police official."
And so, with one very painful chop, the young man debunked one of this modern world's cherished beliefs: that the penis mightier than the sword.
Love requires courage, but this is madness. It made the man seem a bit too cocky.
I really should go now.