"Wish I had bookmarked that page with a really simple solution to the Rubik's cube. You know, the page I found while googling for 'absinthe'.."
"What if I voted for McCain?"
"Kraftwerk should stun the world by releasing a totally acoustic album, complete with songs about birds and trees and ocean waves and even a Shania Twain cover."
"No, you must be Don Francisco's sister".