Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Updating Dylan For Frequent Fliers

"how your head feels under something like that/your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat" - Bob Dylan, "Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat" (lyrics)

"how your head feels under something like that/your brand new clear plastic zip top bag" - Flotsam, to a TSA agent at the airport, after being told to "eat it or lose it" (lyrics)

2 comments:

Tabula Rasa said...

speaking of eat it or lose it, here's one for you.

q: why did the gujju starve to death in paris?
a: s/he didn't want to eat crepe.

km said...

LOL!