Q. Why did the Sardarji have his own picture as the wallpaper on his cellphone?
A. So he wouldn't have to carry a mirror.
This kind old Praji, seated next to me on the flight, asked me what time we would land. I said "barah baje". I realized the unintended faux pas there and quickly corrected it to "sava-barah baje". Really clever of me. That's when he powered up his cellphone and I saw his handsome mug on it.