It's a Boeing 737 sitting in the middle of a road in Bombay.
Do not panic.
Thanks to the Cartoonist Formerly Known as Mock Turtle for this most entertaining link.
I just hope they don’t get away with serving hot towels and mini-pretzels as compensation to the affected residents.
Look, mama, the Pakistani government put out an ad to find missing radioactive material!
Hey, Sri Lanka and Nepal, let's see you guys get your own funny-scary news stories on the BBC next week.