"Will 47000 cleavages cause a quake?"
But because that pronoun-less headline doesn't directly engage the reader, this:
"Can your cleavage cause an earthquake?"
You can look up Times of India's website and locate these headlines yourself. I'm too busy unleashing tremors with my cleavage.
I hope they will consider funding the "will 22000 butt-cracks set a rain-forest on fire?" study. (No, I do not wish to know what could cause a plague of lice or make a volcano erupt.)