Monday, April 26, 2010

In Which ToI Explores Seismology

"Will 47000 cleavages cause a quake?"

But because that pronoun-less headline doesn't directly engage the reader, this:

"Can your cleavage cause an earthquake?"

You can look up Times of India's website and locate these headlines yourself. I'm too busy unleashing tremors with my cleavage.

I hope they will consider funding the "will 22000 butt-cracks set a rain-forest on fire?" study. (No, I do not wish to know what could cause a plague of lice or make a volcano erupt.)


FĂ«anor said...

Cause and effect confused, eh? Clerics think cleavages->earthquakes; seismologists think earthquakes->cleavages.

km said...

Great point. "Will 47000 earthquakes cause a cleavage?" You bet your tectonic fissures it will!