"Will 47000 cleavages cause a quake?"
But because that pronoun-less headline doesn't directly engage the reader, this:
"Can your cleavage cause an earthquake?"
You can look up Times of India's website and locate these headlines yourself. I'm too busy unleashing tremors with my cleavage.
I hope they will consider funding the "will 22000 butt-cracks set a rain-forest on fire?" study. (No, I do not wish to know what could cause a plague of lice or make a volcano erupt.)
2 comments:
Cause and effect confused, eh? Clerics think cleavages->earthquakes; seismologists think earthquakes->cleavages.
Great point. "Will 47000 earthquakes cause a cleavage?" You bet your tectonic fissures it will!
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