Bob Dylan (Link to ABC)
Shah Rukh Khan (link to CBC.ca)
I really like how Bob Dylan is reported as walking around in the "pouring rain" (read the description of his clothes on the second page of the article).
What if Dylan had identified himself as Robert Zimmerman and if the policewoman was a John Lennon fan? She could have responded with a devastating "I don't believe in Zimmerman". Ha ha.
(Post title from the Traveling Wilburys' "Tweeter and the Monkey Man")