Saturday, October 20, 2007

Urf For President

I have it from inside sources* that "Urf" is going to be filled with time-wasty goodness very soon.

I totally dig that name "Urf". Tremendous merchandising possibilities, don't you think? "Urf" barf-bags on planes. "Urf" bird-cage liners. "Urf" anti-flatulence medicine. "Urf" skin rash cream.

*Not the same inside sources who, back in May 2000, strongly advised me to double my position in my dot-com portfolio.

10 comments:

Tabula Rasa said...

i thought it sounded like a scandinavian doggy bark.

km said...

Throw in an umlaut and it becomes a Nordic death metal band.

Falstaff said...

Personally I think it's a water sport practiced by people too cool to pronounce the letter 'S'. "I wa' out 'urfing, man! The waves were fucking awe'ome!"

Tabula Rasa said...

ha! the umlaut should definitely be added. ladies, you listening?

Tabula Rasa said...

ps. which letter do you recommend it goes on?

Revealed said...

We see all, hear all. Umlauts they say. Tsk. Send in posts, people (cept Falsie, course, who's being a star)! Stead of standing around making mildly racist comments.

Tabula Rasa said...

hey, why don't you cutlets post yourself, and respond to comments while you're at it? netiquette-schmetiquette.

km said...

"Cutlet" - ha ha, nice putdown, TR. Revealed, your turn.

Big Wave said...

surprised dog with mouthful of food?

eep now that sounds like a tai chi pose.

km said...

big wave: nice one, though I think with a mouthful of food, no dog is ever surprised at anything :)