The headline tempts us thus: "Come Enjoy Indian Fall Festivals in New York And New Jersey".
And if you remember your primary school civics textbook, the ninth day of the Indian Fall Festival is the Indian Rise Festival, which is when all the fallen Indians rise and walk back home.
I've made it clear to the wife. If she wants me to dance at Navratri, they better play Fujiya & Miyagi. (link has "Collarbone" and other F&M mp3s. You are welcome.)