"The monkeys grab their breasts, and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts. We are afraid that they will sexually harass us," said Mrs Njeri.Damned dirty ape refuses to keep stinking paws to himself! (link to BBC)
UPDATE: More wild animals gone, er, wild
I know none of you are refreshing your browsers for updates to this rather important breaking news story, but reader "nat" posted a link in the commentspace to a similar incident involving a camel. Think I now know why they are called one-humped camels.
Question for you all: would these incidents be described as "bestiality" or "humaniality"? Think about it.