Oh to be stuck with newbie geeks.
I was with a bunch of them in a project "war-room" and learned some shocking facts like:
"Halo", a game that's been around since at least 1997, was described as an "old classic game".
Not one of them had ever used a command prompt.
When an informal vote was taken to decide the music selection for the war-room, "dance music" won. DANCE MUSIC! When did geeks ever want to dance?
It is perfectly ok to post your "old geezer" comments now.