"If you guys could come in early on Saturday and Sunday, that'd be great"
"If you could send me the utilization reports by 5PM, that'd be great"
It's official. I became this guy.
Fuck.
Can you even imagine the shame I felt when I realized I had ended not one but two sentences in the same day with "that'd be great". (And to cover up, I threw in a "Red Swingline stapler" joke before the minions started cracking up around me. I don't think it helped.)
I coulda been somebody, you know? Like The Dude. Or Sam Spade. Of all the memorable film characters available to me, I had to choose Bill Lumbergh.
So who wants to show up at work in a Hawaiian shirt and jeans?
8 comments:
proud of you my boy. if they complain just write them out a check for 69 cents.
and just so you know, i'm at work today wearing a t-shirt that says "if we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it? - albert einstein" and blaring 2/14/68 for the second time running.
To twist this dialogue from some film I saw the other day - It depends on how you view it. If you think you fell on your face, it'll sting for a long time but if it's your ass you think you fell on, you'll be back up soon enough. And, that'd be great :-)
Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.
At least you are a boss!
ps. and just to let you know even further, i've gotten that'd be greated by my wife. beat that.
You guys are all just plain twisted.
Alok: Please don't say "at least you're a boss". That is a rather poor excuse to sound like Bill Lumbergh :D
//TR: the wife too? Tut tut.
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