The meeting's going very well.
I am feeling unusually confident and articulate.
I know exactly where these bozos are going wrong.
I use fearsome phrases like "But Bob, this is a process in evolution" and "for the sake of team focus, let's not get drawn into a discussion on semantics and meta-processes".
I am bursting with ideas, solutions, alternatives and inputs.
I know I can build consensus and help steer the group in the right direction.
I look down and find that I have attended a meeting with my fly wide open.