Friday, March 30, 2007

It Was A Hands-Off Workshop, I Assure You

The meeting's going very well.

I am feeling unusually confident and articulate.

I know exactly where these bozos are going wrong.

I use fearsome phrases like "But Bob, this is a process in evolution" and "for the sake of team focus, let's not get drawn into a discussion on semantics and meta-processes".

I am bursting with ideas, solutions, alternatives and inputs.

I know I can build consensus and help steer the group in the right direction.


I look down and find that I have attended a meeting with my fly wide open.

5 comments:

Tabula Rasa said...

yes, i can see how that can aid the dissemination of ideas as well.

GhostOfTomJoad said...

Aw, crap! First that falling on the ass thing now the fly...you're having a really hard week, man! ;-)

scout said...

hahahaha, this is the part when your life turns into office space and you're lumbergh forever.

something about fairness.

office space rocks!!

km said...

Burn in hell, you Lumbergh haters :D

Taz Snow said...

Ah I see...that makes sense..open fly = confident, articulate, right direction.... vs. the other kind ;o)