A pen may or may not be mightier than the sword, but it sure is stinkier than one.
"Terrorists have been communicating with one another in an innovative way - writing letters with urine-filled pens"...."Text written with urine cannot be read with the naked eye, but it can be seen under an infra-red lamp or ultra-violet rays"
Urine-filled pens? Sheer genius! (Note to self: check with broker if it is time to short ink companies' stocks.)
But how did these men first discover this unique method of transmitting messages? Was it trial and error? Let's try gin, no, doesn't work, ok, how about coconut water, too much work, plain water? bad idea, ok, let me just piss into my 100-dollar Mont Blanc. Perfect.
What about terrorists with wee-wee anxiety? Do they "borrow"? And how do these guys "aim"? I have enough trouble aiming into a toilet bowl with a 12-inch opening. Is that the admission test for new recruits? "Want to join? Ok, stand in line and fill up this Parker." (Gloves and hand-soap must be selling at a premium in that terrorist camp, I bet.)
And what happens when the inspiration to send out a message strikes and the pen just doesn't work? Happens all the time, right? Do they shake their pens and send "ink" flying all over the walls and their books? Nib-licking, I assume, is not a done thing either?
This revelation brought to you by courtesy of Hindustan Times, via Samachar.com.