Thursday, April 24, 2008

Need A Name For Your Clash Cover Band?

"The Orthodontic Clashes".

No? Not funny? How about the band's slogan? "The only band that mashes". Come on, that's priceless.

(Thanks, ??!, I owe you one. Via the utterly disjointed conversation on OTP's blog.)

This, of course, is the band that reaaaally matters.


??! said...

You're bherry bhelcum.

Also, album ad line -
"Songs to really sink your teeth into"

GhostOfTomJoad said...

And maybe they can change to Root Canal in a few years.

Space Bar said...

Dental Clash, no?

??! said...

"You can't brush us off".

km said...

Ghost: Just googled for "Root Canal" - shocked that no one's taken this name.

??!: Joe Strummer would have liked the second slogan.

space bar: i can cue up "Ride of the Valkyries" when the canine goes against the molar.