"After unsuccessfully petitioning his father for two years to marry the girl, the man heated up a knife and sliced off his reproductive organ, said a police official."
And so, with one very painful chop, the young man debunked one of this modern world's cherished beliefs: that the penis mightier than the sword.
Love requires courage, but this is madness. It made the man seem a bit too cocky.
I really should go now.
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"Love requires courage, but this is madness"
You really think there's such a vas deferens between the two?
What did our masochisdick young man have for dinner afterwards?
Tender loins.
Why was the waiter serving him unhappy?
Because he didn't leave a tip.
What's the difference between this young man and an orthodox Jew?
One's Hasidic and the other doesn't.
What is the young man's favorite song from a musical?
Schlong, farewell...
What's the difference between this young man and Tiger Woods?
One putts holes and the other holes his putz.
Give a woman an inch and suddenly you are the soprano in the choir.
One's Hasidic and the other doesn't.Owwwww! All kinds of wrong here, but all funny wrong!
Bonus question: What's the difference between this young man and an environmental damage assessor for the oil industry?
One prices slicks and the other...
Har har.
Seriously, middle school.
Sheesh, what a dick.
??!: You don't mean Richard, do you?
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