Saturday, June 11, 2011

Dear Spammer, Always Remember to Use The Active Voice

You know your inner Grammar Nazi has reached its full potential when receiving spam email bothers you less than receiving spam email riddled with typos and grammatical errors (and you seriously consider writing back with corrections).

Which is why I applaud that Nigerian prince in exile who emails me every week - such impeccable language! That, and his convincing business proposition make his emails so much more credible.

2 comments:

MockTurtle said...

Could I have him meet up with my widowed Egyptian heiress (also in exile)? Her grammar could use some work.

km said...

The Egyptian wrote to you too? Why, that double-timing woman...