Friday, November 27, 2009

Just Checking In To See What Condition My Condition Is In

We gave thanks exceedingly well last night. As a "you are welcome", I get a supremely bitter, nasty, spikes-through-the-skull hangover. I can probably set fire to things by just looking at them.

My neural circuitry is so badly affected that I can actually see individual molecules of Time. When these molecules are not daisy-chained to one another, as they are in the course of a normal day, there is no Cause, there is no Effect. There's only I.

I am walking - make that gliding through ether - at the rate of three half-formed thoughts per step.

Have you ever turned around and come face-to-face with yourself?

The kettle is on the stove, but there's no water in the kettle. So to set things right, I pour as much water outside the kettle as I pour into it. FML.

A slab of butter, a knife and a loaf of bread have been neatly laid out on the kitchen counter. I've also pulled out a box of cereal, a banana and a pineapple. A jar of peanut butter and some cake too. I know I am supposed to do *something* but I am not sure what or how.

That's all. I'm checking out.

11 comments:

FĂ«anor said...

Ha! And yet you managed a lucid and thoughtful post! Clearly the liquor is good for you, heheh.

Tabula Rasa said...

yeah... yeah... oh yeah

Space Bar said...

zackly. i vote you get plastered more often. it clearly leads to enlightenment.

km said...

Space Bar: Any more plastering and they will install me in the sculpture section of the Met.

Feanor: Nash was right. Liquor *is* quicker.

TR: No, no, oh no. (Who am I kidding? The Th'giving weekend continues :))

Anonymous said...

more of such existential posts!

Falstaff said...

Have you ever turned around and come face-to-face with yourself

"I feel like one who smiles, and turning shall remark
Suddenly, his expression in a glass"

- T.S. Eliot.

Now all you have to do is write a poem called The Wasted Land.

km said...

Falstaff: Soon as I can figure out what rhymes with "Cabernet Sauvignon". (And I know you will try.)

Phantasmagoria said...

Someone wrote a post about my morning already?

*ouch* the head still hurts :(

Anonymous said...

http://lumerkoz.edu It is a very good thing, http://riderx.info/members/Buy-Dostinex.aspx communicated http://rc8forum.com/members/Buy-Zanaflex.aspx catid http://www.sqlprof.com/members/Buy-Lamictal.aspx distorting http://rc8forum.com/members/Buy-Zithromax.aspx touchplan http://www.comicspace.com/cheap_biaxin/ serotech

Anonymous said...

tennessee waltz sheet music remove duplicate music files free
how to rad sheet music easiest digital music recorder he is holy sheet music skating music midi
music books brass

Anonymous said...

Really Gr8 ! Thanks For sharing..
harry potter and deathly hallows watch free