Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Man Throws Shit, Judge Throws Book

"As they began to file out of the courtroom, McGowan pulled out a bag of feces he'd hidden in his clothing, rubbed excrement on his lawyer and threw it at the jury."
All kinds of awesome here.

The closing sentence from the defendant's attorney too cries out for an honorable mention:
“When he hits the bottom, he gets angry when he is mistreated or when he feels he is mistreated,”
Yeah. Makes sense. But you know what? If you haven't at least once felt the urge to fill a bag with feces with the intent to fling it at the world, well then, man, maybe you just don't give a shit.


Anonymous said...

If you throw the shit, the judge won't aquitt.

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